new kid on the block

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its official. the day has come. jessica alba, my number 1 girl has officially been replaced by pampita. never thought id see this day, at least not this soon, but alba has been getting so thin and pampita is so much fuller. plus i found some videos last night of pampita on youtube and she is just so smokin. her real name is carolina arduhain and she gets the nickname pampita cause it means the girl from la pampa which is where she hails from. but i have to admit, i love the way jessica dresses when she goes casual or when working out...

ive been feeling a bit fem of late. for starters ive really been into wearing my compression socks. i mean, the more i look at them the more they look like panty hose but i just love the way they feel. i mean, they keep my calves compressed when i am working out, but they also keep my legs nice and warm when i wear shorts. and if you know anything about the weather here lately, its been pretty cold in the evenings. ive been wearing them primarily at my softball games because ive always been prone to pulling my hamstring when running short bursts, but since ive been wearing the compression socks i havent had any injuries.

ive also started taking an energy supplement called REDLINE and i am not getting the supposed benefits. i think my body adjusted to ephedra way back before the FDA banned it. i used to be addicted to the ephedra version of hydroxycut but ever since it was taken off the shelves i have yet to find a suitable substitute. none of the ephedra free fat burners have had any affect on me. then i read about REDLINE and how some people report that it causes the body to shiver and then heat up. but ive been taking REDLINE now for 2 weeks and i seriously havent felt any different. i need my ephedra based fat burners man.

oh yeah, have you guys heard of that new cell phone tracking technology? basically you go to this website and you enter a cell phone number and they can triangulate your location. its pretty crazy. its a free service in BETA right now... so for you sick bastards who are closet stalkers, go ahead and enter your ex's phone number and find out whos shes sleeping with tonight or catch your partner cheating on you tonight.

http://www.phonetrace.org