burning down the highway skyline

learning weird shit

2007-09-18T20:46:00.000-07:00

a lapse in judgment leads to a violation of all the rules.

consistency and a dependent ear are new revelations.

abercrombie is to american eagle as tiffany is to generic bull shit

on and off like a spigot

dont be a bitch

follow the rules

eight below

2007-09-09T20:29:00.000-07:00

as if i didnt already know that i was a lil bitch, after watching this movie again on bluray, knowing what to expect i bawled out even harder and longer than the first time i saw it. the only thing i had going for me was that i was watching it in the comfort and privacy of my own place. jesus, it was fuckin bad. probably the worst cry ive ever had. at the end i was literally a face full of snot and poured on like a shower. dude i couldnt even breathe cause my nose was all clogged. i seriously can only watch this movie like twice a year cause it seriously fucks me up.

dizzy died today

2007-09-01T21:23:00.000-07:00

so today was that inevitable day. in the past year when my parents left for vacation or trips i had the pleasure of taking care of dizzy our family pet since i was 14. but i could tell his last days were coming up, but im sure he deserved a better fate.

i picked up my mom and sister from the airport this morning and when i took them home my mom found dizzy in a little puddle of blood and there were like flies and maggots on him and stuff. my mom broke down into tears and carried him to the sink to wash him but you could see he was limp and just barely hanging on. while my mom had been up in sf for the past couple weeks taking care of my sister whod got in an accident, my dad had been taking care of dizzy. and lets just say my dad is not very good with animals and with that sort of responsibility. im sure dizzy was a bit neglected. when i took care of dizzy i made sure to wake up early to feed him and force him to eat and stuff.

it was really sad. w/o getting into too much detail id been feeling really bad and nearly preparing myself for this day based on what id seeen of dizzy the last few times hed been under my care. hed lost nearly all his senses and would shriek at night out of the blue. the first time he did it, scared the shit out of murphy.

my mom decided to euthanize dizzy and i couldnt agree more. a part of my wanted to suggest it a few months ago but i just couldnt. but today... today was that day. as my mom was washing him, she was bawling cause he had maggots and flies coming out of his ears and eyes.

it was weird too, because i took my mom to the vet and i had to comfort my mom. which is probably the first time ive ever had to or felt the need to. i always thought when this day came, i would be crying but as sad as i felt, i just couldnt get the tears out. might be because im trying to focus on the good i remember of dizzy.

like that we rescued him from the pound and of a near certain fate. and he got to live another 16 amazing years. i named him dizzy once we brought him back home and the first walk, when he had to poo he did this whole spinning thing and i was like, "dizzy!" the times where i got punished in high school and my dad made me sleep on the garage floor with dizzy. the first time i drove around with dizzy in my car and he jumped out the window while i was at a light on orange and walker.

yes, i missed the better part of the last 10 years. pretty much when i graduated from high school and went on to college, we didnt have the same kind of relationship, but thats really i think when my moms and dizzys grew.

i guess ultimately it just puts a lot in perspective. that our time here in finite. to make the most what we have left. to live with no regrets.

in loving memory

http://www.dogster.com/dogs/39331

holy mutha fucks!

2007-08-30T22:44:00.000-07:00

tonight i hit a grand slam out of the stadium. i think this one went 320 ft on the fly. it was a mother fuckin shot. i knew it as soon as it left my bat and i watched it go out as i was walking down the 1st baseline. dude, that shit was ridunkulous.

even people in the stands were giving me props for the shot. we won like 13-5 and i made all the plays in right center. i think i had at least 5 put outs, 1 being a shoe string.

after the game the blue came to talk to me and told me that it was the farthest shot hed seen ever as a ref in the irvine leagues. he also said hed never seen a grand slam. he wants to recruit me for his nationals fast pitch team. he was telling me how they travel together and everything is paid for and shit.

but seriously it was a fuckin shot for a single wall bat. and the thing is i didnt even swing with max effort. but man, it felt so fuckin good coming off the bat. but seriously, with the way ive been training the past month and if i keep it up, im seriously going to be raking. its going to be a fuckin awesome ride man. i am going to be the most feared hitter in socal. hahah

one more thing

2007-08-29T22:50:00.000-07:00

oh yeah and if on big brother 8 i see one more fuckin scene of:

1. amber crying
2. amber praying for gods help to win
3. jameka hailing marys and crying about her love for god
4. jameka praising god
5. amber or jameka praying for gods will to win big brother competitions

i will seriously fuckin throw out my tv.

i think gods got better things to do than help you win a fuckin game show u stupid whore bitches.

it will not define me

2007-08-29T22:01:00.000-07:00

after reading over my old xanga blog from a few years ago and nearly puking my internal organs out, i promised myself that i would never let a girl define me or my blog. but im just going to say this about the new girl in my life right now, "could this be?"

played the first game of the new season and hit a HR in my first at bat. the hardest hit ball from either team tonight playing in upper D. glad to get hthe first HR out of the way. hopefully just the first of many.

its crazy cause im by no means the biggest player on the field but i seriously hit the ball harder and further than almost everyone else ive seen except in a couple of tourneys.

so yeah, i think things are taking a turn for the better and im feeling good about the new season. i think im going to take it to the next level and im ready to rake.

im max benching almost 275 now. i can do the standing curl at almost 125. im just so much stronger than ive ever been in my life. its insane and its results are on the field no doubt. ive started doing new core exercises as well which was killing my abs but i can actually see definition now. its amazing what can be accomplished with some discipline and putting your mind to it.

seemingly futile

2007-08-27T18:46:00.000-07:00

its so hard and ever so frustrating when u know ur so fucked up when it comes to relationships with girls. at least the ones of the supposed romantic of nature. its fucked up because u know what u want but almost sure u will never allow urself to get there.

i keep having this fucked up reoccurring dream of smallville and tom welling and kristin kreuk. i got to believe it has long been due to my fascination with the ending of the original pilot episode when lifehouse plays this song called everything. ive always felt that that moment was a moment in time.

lately ive been listening to this song by lifehouse called blind and its crazy when a song literally embodies all that is significant.

blind by lifehouse

I was young but I wasn't naive
I watched helpless as he turned around to leave
and still I have the pain I have to carry
a past so deep that even you could not bury if you tried

after all this time
I never thought we'd be here
never thought we'd be here
when my love for you was blind
but I couldn't make you see it
couldn't make you see it
that I loved you more than you'll ever know
a part of me died when I let you go

I would fall asleep
only in hopes of dreaming
that everything would be like is was before
but nights like this it seems are slowly fleeting
they disappear as reality is crashing to the floor

after all this time
I never thought we'd be here
never thought we'd be here
when my love for you was blind
but I couldn't make you see it
couldn't make you see it
that I loved you more than you'll ever know
a part of me died when I let you go

after all this time
would you ever wanna leave it
maybe you could not believe it
that my love for you was blind
but I couldn't make you see it
couldn't make you see it
that I loved you more than you will ever know
a part of me died when I let you go
and I loved you more than you'll ever know
a part of me dies when I let you go

for love of thy sneakers

2007-08-09T22:56:00.000-07:00

damn, i just ordered 2 more pairs of shoes from zappos tonight. 2 different color schemes of the same style, the saucony floor lords, which i saw featured in mens fitness today. the red ones below were the last in size 9.5. sweet! with free overnight shipping and not tax... $130. they had a feature this month on sneakers and these ones totally stood out, they look dope! in the last couple of months my sneaker collections has grown by like 5 pairs. for love of thy sneakers!

must not give into tempation

2007-07-23T22:09:00.000-07:00

so it was like almost 3 weeks ago to this day that i succombed to the powers that be. and now its back again like a vengeance. fuck! i am seriously mother fuckin craving carne asada nachos w/o sour cream from albertas here near my condo. that shit is ridiculously good. that shit put me in mother fuckin food coma last time though. i had it for lunch on the weekend. actually i had gotten the carne asada nachos and an order of 3 rolled tacos with guac. fucking delicious. but you got to go in the afternoon cause they make it best then with huger portions. fuck. must not give in. i have to admit though, ive fought it pretty good for the last week. a couple of time i actually just drove right by. but damn, im feeling weak.....

grazin like a fat cow

2007-06-27T22:30:00.000-07:00

holy shit. my metabolic rate is going jeepers. im grazin like every 2 hours. i just took a dump and lost .5% body fat because metabolically my body is going crazy. then about 30 minutes later i took a piss and i dropped another .5% body fat... im up to about 186lbs and less than 15% body fat. can you believe just last year i was like 165lbs and maybe 20+% body fat. and when i was with my ex i was like 200lbs and maybe 25% body fat which was like 6 months before i was 165lbs. that means ive put on almost 25lbs of muscle in the last year. whats fucked up is that working out is one of the few activities i actually enjoy these days. its almost therapeutic.

and im strangely attracted to this brunette at the gym. ive been seeing her on and off the last couple of weeks but every night the last few nights. totally not my ideal type though cause shes shorter and got like stubbier but toned legs. but shes got such a cute face. and i love how she always puts her hair up in a bun-like so it totally accentuates the face. and her face is so proportioned. and is it me or do we totally check each other out from a distance. damn, she is hot in this uncharacteristic me sorta way.

walk like an egyptian

2007-05-27T21:14:00.000-07:00

im all for certain going on my first real vacation since backpacking europe in 2001... headed for egypt and will be doing a tour with top deck. besides meeting new people and the obvious cultural experience, im most excited for the 3 day nile river cruise. its a 14 day tour through a handful of cities in egypt. if interested check this link out:

http://www.topdecktours.co.uk/content.asp?Document_ID=17410

im targetting 10/21 to 11/3. already got approval for the time off work and scoped out airfare. merely a formality at this point.

hopefully ill meet some cool people who are just as passionate about traveling so we can get a group together to go down to brazil and argentina. even cuba one day...

in due time

2007-05-04T13:19:00.000-07:00

damn, times sure do change. over the past 2 years ive searched google "lose fat in face" about once every few months. it never comes up with anything substantial. this morning i do my search and lookie what we got...

literally pages now!

shits fucked up

2007-04-24T22:59:00.000-07:00

i dunno anything about this girl other than weve been playing softball together, shes cute in this really fucked up strange way, we joke around, her name, and she seems cool.

i fuckin thought i swore off asian girls.

shits fucked up

bop bop boppity booop

2007-04-16T23:47:00.000-07:00

i feel retarded because i like avrils new cd. shes lost the angsty angst and transferred it to poppy punkie.

"runaway" is quickly going to the top of my play count. woot!

stark ravin mad

2007-02-25T22:14:00.000-08:00

its driving me crazy! i keep thinking about this girl i met on a cold snowy day in winter in toronto, canada when all my other friends were out enjoying a warm sunny spring break week... and this was like 10 years ago.

my new stylist is pretty damn cute too.... ohhhh sweet "melody"

24

2007-01-15T21:07:00.000-08:00

good god... the best 24 hours that i can remember. first i get treated to the 4 hour season premiere of 24, then the new pics of pampita and today this! keeley hazell sex tape on the internet?!?! holy shitnitz. i mean, theres only so much i can handle.

i guess work could have been better since i had to stay at the client till 6:30 because at 5pm one of their mission critical business apps decides to crap out and i had to stay and figure out what caused it.

but at least i got to come home to this.... and to think... i was feeling so exhausted that i was going to just watch the final 2 hours of 24 and then hit the sack... good things come to those who wait. i knew one of these tapes existed somewhere. just a matter of time before it was leaked on the internet. thank god for the internet!

fumes

2007-01-14T22:30:00.000-08:00

im watching a DVR recording of keane at the aragon theatre in chicago right now. and they are simply amazing. and im totally digging the lead singers shaggy hair right now. i remember seeing them on leno or conan years ago and i thougt the lead singer was such a dweeb. but now that theyve made it big he must have a fashion coordinator or something. cause hes looking a rock starish. but he still moves like a dweeb. but no less, dweebish music sounds pretty good especially coming from one of my favoritest cities, chicago... good times!

i watched the 24 season premiere tonight and i was literally on the edge of my futon for all 2 hours. its like every character plays a role and you know that even though fayed is in to blame for everything that he is taking his orders from someone above. and you can trust anyone and are guessing who is the traitor. who wouldve known that 10 months being tortured by the chinese would make jack bauer a vampire...

this past week was my first full week of work ive had since october. ive got a full schedule for the rest of this month that will have me at 2 different client sites. this was one of the most exhausting weeks i can remember. didnt even have time to read up on all the week's celebrity gossip. needless, i got some serious babe catching up to do...

the only way to relieve the pressure... the mother of my children, pampita

the best thing to come out of spain since columbus and tapas, the gorgeous melissa satta

not all gyms created equal

2007-01-07T14:08:00.000-08:00

so i live literally like 50 steps from a 24 hour fitness so i go there almost everyday during the week because its so convenient. only thing is that it is one of their "Active" clubs and not "Sport". so the girls there are too hot, at least not like the Sport by south coast plaza. at least thats how ive always differentiated between 24 hour Sport and Active. usually the hotter chicks can be seen at the Sport... well not to mention better equipment at the Sport ones.

well, not only is the equipment better but i think it might be lighter. i went to a Sport yesterday afternoon because i needed to run some errands near south coast. i was able to bench press 3 sets of 6 reps at 225lbs pretty effortlessly. back at home i am lucky to do 3 sets of 3 at 200lbs. also i was able to do standing curls of 3 sets of 6 reps at 100lbs whereas at home i am lucky to do 3 sets of 3 reps at 90lbs. so im not sure whats going on. i cant imagine that ive gotten that much stronger in a week or so. because then ive basically met a lot of my fitness goals for 2k7. but some of the weights did feel heavier like when i was doing my overhead shoulder press i was really struggling. but when i was lifting each plate on the bar they definitely didnt feel as heavy as the ones by my house. so im not sure which weights are accurate...

but yeah so there was this one chick yesterday she had a totally smoking hot bod and you know all the guys were checking her out. when i caught a glimpse of her face, it was a shame. i mean a totally hot bod wasted because a face that was below average. well at least shes got something going for her.

going the distance

2007-01-04T21:42:00.000-08:00

here are google caps of my first HR out of the stadium. it was more like 301 ft and not 305 like my teammate thought.

its amazing how times change. back in little league, high school baseball, and even intramural softball in college i was always more of a line drive hitter. single and doubles only. but now im boppin it like the big boys and im only 6 ft 180lbs dripping wet. my teammates expect the long ball from me and whereas i used to be first or second i now bat clean up.

admonishing the embarassment of fat

2007-01-04T13:34:00.000-08:00

so for those who know me, know that towards the last week of 2006 i was on this crazy carls jr. mad eating binge. thus a crazy workout regime to close (it probably didnt help either that during a 12 hour period my friend and i went out to eat 4 times and drank beers, wine, and hard alcohol continuously at albertos in the afternoon, claim jumpers happy hour, honda ya dinner, and albertos midnight snack). stuffing myself with philly cheeseburgers with small fries or fried zuchinni. i had a $1 coupon to try it, then it led to another, and then another... soon i was eating the $6 version of it.

i remember relishing each bite and smacking my chops. the first 1 i had i waited in drive thru for damn near 15 minutes. but i was rewarded for my patience. instead of getting a double, i got a triple! man, that one really sealed my impending doom. i remember after my last bite i was telling my friends how great the burger tasted and one of them even went out and tried one that night.

i mean, if you love philly cheesesteak and hamburgers, you will simply find this one so devine. it like melts in your mouth. i somehow convince myself that it is ok to eat one as long as i eat it with small order of fries and a diet coke or water.

anyway, so i think the only way im going to kick this habit and wean myself off fast food is to blog about it so i can admonish the embarassment of fat! well at least 4 days into 2007 and my first fast food trip, as long as you dont count subway and pat and oscars.

ive got a night of cardio to work off at least one patty from my philly cheesesteak burger today.

my 3 latest addictions:

CLA - burn fat with fat

phillycheesesteak burger - americas favorites in 1

CELSIUS - burn calories drinking calories

1 down... but still stylish

2007-01-03T22:44:00.000-08:00

so i guess it isnt the sox... last season in the irvine softball league i played like shit in my black under armour compression sox, but i ripped it up in my red sox.

well... tonight, i went back to the black sox and i knocked off one of my resolutions for 2k7... i hit one out of the stadium! estimated at 305 ft. it was sweet and sorta sucky at the same time because i got out of my first 3 at bats. the first 2 i was trying to hit it out but only made it to the warning track. after my first at bat the defense started playing me deep. everytime i came to bat they yelled, "power!". my last at bat we were down 3 runs with 2 outs and a runner on. so i just tried to get a base hit and i jacked over the left field wall. it was strange to watch the ball leave the yard. i guess i know what it finally feels like to see one clear the wall now. we lost by 1 run because our next batter got out. but anyway, it feels good to get the first one of the year and hopefully many more to come.

it was actually quite a feat cause it was like 55 degrees outside and its a single wall league and they use the dead yellow balls. so the environment was not conducive to hitting one out. after the game the other team gave me props for hitting it out. well i should only be getting stronger as the year goes on as long as i stick to my workout regime. which has been pretty good to me. im the strongest ive ever been and i plan to keep it up.

oh yeah, so the other day i went out to dinner with a friend i hadnt seen in awhile and whos been married for a couple of years. we were driving back and catching up and i was telling her about the style i like in women these days... the conversation went something like this...

i say, "well i like the low rise jeans look especially worn with the dark colored bra and a light colored blouse where you can faintly make out the dark color bra... leaves just enough for the imagination. whats that style called?"

she says, "its called, youre a pervert!"

i almost crashed the car laughing... going 80 on the 405.

now i just need to meet 1 random person this month. got to pace myself on my resolutions...

30 is the new 20

2006-12-26T21:15:00.000-08:00

fairly recently i took a test on realage.com and the results were that based on the calendar i am going on 30 but based on my health and interests i am actually going on 22. although i do seem to be a bit more fragile than i used to be.

which got me to thinking that i want to accomplish some things this year. i figured id make a detailed list to keep me on track...

expectations for 2k7 (bold: completed):

1. get my mcse in messaging and vista certification (sql 2005, if time permits)
2. 3 set bench press, 10% increase from 205lbs to 225lbs
3. 3 set standing barbell curl, 10% increase from 90lbs to 100lbs
4. 3 set squat, 25% increase from 225lbs to 275lbs
5. all other exercises, 10% increase
6. consistently workout 5-6 times a week
7. drop to and stay consistently below 12% body fat from current 15.5%
8. eat healthier, learn to cook at least 1 new dish a month
9. thin out my face
10. go on a date with at minimum 1 model
11. introduce myself to at minimum 1 super-model
12. travel to brazil and argentina
13. save at least $1k per month
14. wake up earlier without the aid of an alarm clock, 6am
15. meet at least 1 random person each month
16. get a cool tattoo
17. milk the potential out of the ps3 and psp
18. hit at least one HR out of the stadium in irvine softball league

this is all i got for now, but as 2k6 winds down ill be adding to this list.

to close, the hottest chick from the funniest show that you probaby aint watching, cobie smulders from "how i met your mother".

smile like you mean it

2006-12-26T16:08:00.000-08:00

sometimes when i need a good laugh i read this amusing story a past coworker blogged about an "incident" we experienced... needless to say i have not received my baby koi!

although her recollection of specific details is not entirely accurate and the text of our conversations, have been manipulated for the sake of her own entertainment.

missing out... and shit

2006-12-20T11:29:00.000-08:00

so last night i got back from home the gym and turned on the tube and caught the last 30 minutes of the Victoria Secrets fashion show. i think this is the annual show they air on tv, but this was the first year that i actually watched it. thanks to HDTV, my girl, alessandra, simply stated, she looked spectacular. she is one amazing lady. some criticize that her legs are shorter than most models. but what can i say, im such a gentleman that i can see past these slight imperfections. actually there were quite a few beauties taking it to the runway. its safe to say, i should be pretty busy in 2007 trying to keep up with all these beauties. have you seen the legs on these women. YOWSERS!!!!

i finally got my hands on a PS3. actually it should be here by tomorrow. already ordered a new plantronics voyager 510 bluetooth headset so i can use it with the Ps3. ordered me some HDMI cables from monoprice, great pricing on high end audio cables, etc.

grammy shammy

2006-12-09T16:46:00.000-08:00

i guess this confirms that i have been living under a rock this year. check out this years grammy nominations:

Record Of The Year
Be Without You (Mary J. Blige)
You're Beautiful (James Blunt)
Not Ready To Make Nice (Dixie Chicks)
Crazy (Gnarls Barkley)

Album Of The Year
Taking The Long Way (Dixie Chicks)
St. Elsewhere (Gnarls Barkley)
Continuum (John Mayer)
Stadium Arcadium (Red Hot Chili Peppers)
FutureSex/LoveSounds (Justin Timberlake)

first off, im not entirely sure what the difference is between record of the year or album of the year, but judging by the nominations im guessing it doesnt mean shit. you seriously have got to be kidding me with these nominations. most of these artists had only 1 hit single on their albums and it still sucked like shit. i havent heard one song from mary j on her nominated album. gnarls barkley only had 1 single i can remember. i havent heard one song from mayers album. JTs song is F'n lame. now i have heard a few songs off the chili pepper album...

its seriosuly an injustice that sams town by the killers wasnt nominated. every song on that album rocks and even the hit single was used by major league baseball during the playoffs, on fox sports before football games on sundays, and its even used by ESPN before their friday night basketball games. "when you were young" is what i would consider probably the top single this year and the F'n album wasnt even nominated. listen to sams town and tell me which single doesnt rock. theres probably 10 songs on that cd that i can listen to that makes me feel like getting off my ass and out sprinting a bmw m3 in a quarter mile in my running shoes.

i guess i should take consolation that "when you were young" was nominated for best rock song and best video, but noooooo i wont. because i know the killers will get screwed by the chili peppers. "dani california", albeit a decent song that sounds like any other chili peppers song, will obviously win because im sure the grammy judges have only heard of the chili peppers.

im actually pretty damned surprise that "chasing cars" by snow patrol was nominated for best rock song. i mean, its a good song, but wow. i didnt think snow patrol had that kind of following. even their album is better than any of those nominated for best album or record of the year.

injustices like this require a calming dose of eva

top of the mornin'

2006-12-07T10:34:00.000-08:00

if only every morning could start like this

pampita

ale

actually, then id never get any work done!

blokin' it

2006-12-06T23:37:00.000-08:00

british dudes have a nasty accent, but surely not them british babes.

NSFW, careful for the weak of heart, keeley hazell is a knockout and my pulse is still racing.

my brazilian roots

2006-12-05T16:23:00.000-08:00

so i was talking to a friend today and i managed to convince her that we should get a group of friends to go to brazil. only catch is -- that she needs to plan it cause i dont know anyone else who wants to go. so ive spent a good portion of today researching traval guides to brazil and such.

then it dawned on me. i actually have roots in brazil. i mean i am heavily invested in a brazilian holding company that distributes, generates, and sells energy. ive been investing in them for a couple years now. since i first heard about this company from my favorite capitalistpig.

my first trade was when the shares were at $22 and its gotten as high as $52 since ive held it. its currently at close to $41. ive reinvested a few times and id say CPL makes up about 15% of my portfolio now. not to mention CPL pays a very nice dividend. and the dividend continues to grow after each payout.

so i definitely will have to visit CPL in sao paulo.

new kid on the block

2006-12-04T22:08:00.000-08:00

#1 #2

its official. the day has come. jessica alba, my number 1 girl has officially been replaced by pampita. never thought id see this day, at least not this soon, but alba has been getting so thin and pampita is so much fuller. plus i found some videos last night of pampita on youtube and she is just so smokin. her real name is carolina arduhain and she gets the nickname pampita cause it means the girl from la pampa which is where she hails from. but i have to admit, i love the way jessica dresses when she goes casual or when working out...

ive been feeling a bit fem of late. for starters ive really been into wearing my compression socks. i mean, the more i look at them the more they look like panty hose but i just love the way they feel. i mean, they keep my calves compressed when i am working out, but they also keep my legs nice and warm when i wear shorts. and if you know anything about the weather here lately, its been pretty cold in the evenings. ive been wearing them primarily at my softball games because ive always been prone to pulling my hamstring when running short bursts, but since ive been wearing the compression socks i havent had any injuries.

ive also started taking an energy supplement called REDLINE and i am not getting the supposed benefits. i think my body adjusted to ephedra way back before the FDA banned it. i used to be addicted to the ephedra version of hydroxycut but ever since it was taken off the shelves i have yet to find a suitable substitute. none of the ephedra free fat burners have had any affect on me. then i read about REDLINE and how some people report that it causes the body to shiver and then heat up. but ive been taking REDLINE now for 2 weeks and i seriously havent felt any different. i need my ephedra based fat burners man.

oh yeah, have you guys heard of that new cell phone tracking technology? basically you go to this website and you enter a cell phone number and they can triangulate your location. its pretty crazy. its a free service in BETA right now... so for you sick bastards who are closet stalkers, go ahead and enter your ex's phone number and find out whos shes sleeping with tonight or catch your partner cheating on you tonight.

http://www.phonetrace.org

legs like sugar

2006-12-03T17:39:00.000-08:00

dont you hate it when it seems like everything makes sense and then all of a sudden something hits you that seems to knock the world off its axis? you know how it is... when it seems like youre least expecting it, it always seems to happen?

well i had one of those moments this morning. minding my own business, surfing the internet, catching up on some reading of the evermost SEXY blogs from the past week. wham bam, thank you ma'am...

just when i thought the face reigned supreme. the tone (hue and texture) of this specimen are not of this world. its too bad she smokes otherwise shed have a chance with me.

but still, ale never tasted this good.

by they way, i made this thumbnail myself! finally got around to installing photoshop on my work laptop. amazing how legs like sugar can motivate.

the road least travelled

2006-11-28T20:23:00.000-08:00

as much as i hate to admit it, i can be pretty lazy when it comes down to transferring my ideas to a medium to be shared. so im just going to be borrowing pictures from some of my favorite blogs. but i promise any borrowed pics will be properly dignified as SO SEXY.

so if there is only one thing that i hope my devout readers take from my space here... it is that there are so many beautiful women in this world, and 95% of them originate from south america.

i was talking to a friend the other day and i basically told her that my next girlfriend has to be HOT. she was like, "thats what all guys say!" but the difference is, i really mean it! like model HOT. lately ive been infatuated with the models of the argentinian and brazilian variety. eurasians arent half bad either. but so much so that i am actually seriously considering a trip to brazil and south america before the end of 2007. i mean, i need to find a wife, dont i? actually my latest infatuation with these fit and beautiful women is what led me to create this borrowed space. as well as an encounter i had with a woman of the eurasian variety at my favorite store at south coast plaza, abercrombie & fitch.

but yeah, so i really mean it this time. i mean i actually believe in my heart of all hearts now that as long as the girl is HOT then that is all that matters to me. all the other crap i can tolerate. as long as shes HOT then it will get me through the tough times. i actually argue with myself what is more important, the face or her legs. a friend and i agree that the face is most important since it cant really be changed through exercise, like legs can for the most part. obviously there are limits to mother nature.

what is it about hot women in duct tape? thanks pampita.

matter of attrition

2006-11-26T22:34:00.000-08:00

they say turnabout is fairplay and some things just come full circle. in the mail this past weekend was my new firm's holiday party invitation. the last one of these i went with a good friend of mine. the settling realization that at one time i knew so many of them but now they are all scattered about and the relationships have changed. what once was plentiful is now bare. im the worst at keeping in touch for lack of effort. acceptance has turned into skepticism. these days there are few that i would even consider. it seems the more i know the less i have. is it natural selection or just being fickle? a quandry to know whats next.

but theres always josie.